Self Portrait Challenge - Absurd {speed of dirt}

It was one of those silly questions people ask for a "getting to know you" game:

If you could have one super-power, what would it be?

I would want to be Faster Than the Speed of Dirt.

What??

Yes, that's what I said, dirt.

Because here I am again, with little bits & crumbs sticking to the soles of my feet ... and as I go to get the broom, I am thinking, "This is absurd! I just swept this floor three days ago - how can there be so much stuff on this floor in just three days???"

The answer, of course, is wearing a pastel plaid skirt and eating breakfast with her sister - partners in this dirty crime.

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